*Drops a sleeping vampire into your ask box*

askonii-sanmikuo:

-Covers the vampire with a blanket and sits next to him. pulls out a 3ds and starts playing-

He rolls a bit and pulls him into a hug, and starts drooling.

Paws him playfully

He is past out snoring away.

Its okay that your straight. I just don’t want to see that.

"Lennnnnnnn…" He rolls to his right scooping up a plush.

"Need my Len Len!" Reaching up above his head grabbing two more dolls.

"Loves my Kagamine. " wiggling himself lowering gathering the rest of plushies.

The vampire is outside in the dark doing bat like things.

karma-is-a-b-aku:

karma-is-a-b-aku:

Karma is laying around, contemplating whether or not he should get something to eat or “entertain himself” in the meantime


"I -always- fold your underwear, and let me tell you, mine are the same way. That’s not the point at all." He sighs

"It’s two things, actually, and I hate to hit you with both at the same time, but I can’t keep them from you forever.

Number one, I’m genderfluid. I guess it isn’t hard to tell by the way I dress, but sometimes I’m a lady and others I’m a guy, if that makes any sense? Agh….” He starts rubbing his temples as if he has a migraine

"Number two, I’m sick of my parents. I’m going to kill them, most definitely. For real this time, too, for good. But… If that happens… I will succeed my mother as the Demon of Sin for Lust. Don’t worry, I won’t try to take your money or anything, and I’ll be an Incubus. Not a Succubus. But… I still figured I’d better mention it… So you can turn back now before you’re stuck with me, you know?"

He sat up in bed a little bit. “I am aware of what genderfluid is… . I .. they … one of the Gods… in my  .. Jupiter  … Jupiter is that. ” He pauses still trying to take everything in. 

"Succubus’ can mate, and produce off spring. And blah blah, I know you won’t take my money. If you really want to kill them, that is your choice, let it be own, they will come to me, for their tickets… being the devil."

//My bf in real life is genderfluid ;3

Oh boy a new work!

yeah…. most likely about sex

The vampire is outside in the dark doing bat like things.

karma-is-a-b-aku:

lordazure:

karma-is-a-b-aku:

karma-is-a-b-aku:

Karma is laying around, contemplating whether or not he should get something to eat or “entertain himself” in the meantime


The ‘what the hell’ expression is returned, but he rolls with it.
"I don’t need no man when I got 2 hands~" he winks
"But the world gave me my dearest and I’m glad for that~. I’ll protect you from thunderstorms, don’t worry~. We’ll cuddle and I’ll make you hot cocoa abs keep away the bad things~"

"But I don’t like hot coco … I like tea!" He snuggles up. "I needs loves~ and snuggles~~~ and kisses~! Karma!"

"Alright then, c’mere, hun~." He holds Azure tightly

"While we’re laying here like this, I have a serious thing I want to talk to you about. Though I hope you won’t think anything less of me for it…."

"You didn’t fold my underwear did you? … nevermind what is it?"

"Azure lemme kiss you."

"Ahhh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!"

scattered-teardrops:

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The vampire is outside in the dark doing bat like things.

karma-is-a-b-aku:

karma-is-a-b-aku:

Karma is laying around, contemplating whether or not he should get something to eat or “entertain himself” in the meantime


The ‘what the hell’ expression is returned, but he rolls with it.
"I don’t need no man when I got 2 hands~" he winks
"But the world gave me my dearest and I’m glad for that~. I’ll protect you from thunderstorms, don’t worry~. We’ll cuddle and I’ll make you hot cocoa abs keep away the bad things~"

"But I don’t like hot coco … I like tea!" He snuggles up. "I needs loves~ and snuggles~~~ and kisses~! Karma!"